--- a/kernelcookies +++ b/kernelcookies @@ -1,42 +1,3 @@ -/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface - * like this. Good job guys... - */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c -% -/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c -% -If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code. - Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl -% -/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */ - linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c -% -/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */ - linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h -% -/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */ - linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c -% - if(ct<0) - ct=2; /* Shit happens.. */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c -% -/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c -% -/* This is total bullshit: */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c -% -/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h -% -/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying, - * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit - * out of you, game over, lights out. - */ - linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S -% printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk); linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c % @@ -49,18 +10,9 @@ printk("GSCD: magic ...\n"); linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c % -printk(" (Read error)"); /* Bitch about the problem. */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c -% printk(" Speed now 1x"); /* Pull my finger! */ linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c % -printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name); - linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c -% -printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n"); - linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c: -% printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name); linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c % @@ -380,21 +332,6 @@ printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n"); linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c % -/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */ - linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c -% -/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */ - linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c -% -/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */ - linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h -% -/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */ - * - * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) - */ - linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c -% printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c % @@ -416,9 +353,6 @@ panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n"); linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c % -printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n"); - linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c -% printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n"); linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c % @@ -444,23 +378,11 @@ # Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for? linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni % -/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */ - linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h -% /* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any * way. */ linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c % -/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */ - linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c -% -/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful' - talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try - to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something - eloquent like `fuck'. */ - linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c -% panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n"); linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c % @@ -492,19 +414,6 @@ printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id()); linux-2.4.8/arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c % -/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */ -/* Would you like fries with that? */ -/* Anything else? */ -/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */ -/* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */ -/* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */ -/* Will that be all? */ -/* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */ -/* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */ -/* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */ -/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ - linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c -% printk (KERN_INFO "NM256: Congratulations. You're not running Eunice.\n"); linux-2.6.19/sound/oss/nm256_audio.c %